Just come out of the living hell that is Westfield Stratford. All in all, I’ve got to say it’s probably one of the most unpleasant experiences of my entire life, up there with the time me, Matt and Ke Wei got held up at knifepoint by chinese bandits, and my new commute on the District […]Read more "Westfield Stratford, 15th December"
To all those commuting on the Victoria line, I have written this four line haiku: Rejoice your fortune Treasure this golden era For one day you too May face the horrors of the district line. Aoulie.Read more "Mile End, 11th December"
Was left by myself on a 12 seater table in a packed London pub for waiting for my friends to get off their lazy asses and deign to join me. For some reason I thought I’d be safe to turn up a mere 15 minutes later than the pre-arranged 6pm – a foolish mistake. Sinking […]Read more "The Cask, Pimlico, 6th December"
Went to IKEA with AdAm to pimp out da new crib (should we ever actually move in – looking unlikely at current time thanks to HR/estate agent incompetence). There were a few artistic differences to say the least, e.g. i wanted to get dark grey towels but AdAm said they were “new money”, which is […]Read more "IKEA, 29th November"
Met AdAm in Chinatown for a quick din at Dumplings Legend. The staff were so rude but I actually quite liked it – very authentic. Then we went to see Book of Mormon and the guy on the door checked our bags. He said ‘no cooked meats inside the theatre’. I had a steamed pork […]Read more "Chinatown, 27th November"
AdAm refused to put on deodorant this morning because it’s a Saturday, so I had to launch a surprise attack with my perfume, using the skills I acquired when I had to put flea spray on Sydney. Really not what you need with a hangover. BUT all that unpleasantness is in the past now, it’s […]Read more "Victoria Park, 25th November"
The day got off to a bad start at breakfast when I asked if anyone wanted a cup of tea and dad asked for a coffee. Typical. Then I went to see a couple of flats and realised just how far my standards have slipped since this whole sorry process began. Popped in to see […]Read more "The London Boroughs of Hackney and Islington, 18th November"