Oh lord this is so tense. Waiting for easyjet to get its act together and fly us to Stansted – seven minutes more on this godforsaken plane and we all get £250.
Would be really helpful if someone could have a little anaphylactic shock or maybe an epileptic fit. Just a small one obviously.
VISUAL UPDATE feat. Coco:
P.s. A moment’s silence for my pink parasol, cruelly taken before its time by Nice (not to be confused with nice) airport security. We had some great times together. Farewell old friend, farewell.